16 9 / 2014

zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

(Source: mrssaberhagen, via jive-sire)

16 9 / 2014

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

(via jive-sire)

16 9 / 2014

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

(via jive-sire)

16 9 / 2014

whatthebec:

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

'you ever think about the universe'

'sure'

'p big huh'

'yep'

(Source: flowury, via jive-sire)

16 9 / 2014

carryonmy-assbutt:

I’m sorry taco

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via jive-sire)

16 9 / 2014

bewwbs:

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

I will reblog this forever. I want this

bewwbs:

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

I will reblog this forever. I want this

(Source: , via jive-sire)

16 9 / 2014

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

(Source: unclefather, via jive-sire)

16 9 / 2014

jarpadspn:

frozen-void:

sofamiliar:

trapezelove:

4 guys from school do the Mean Girls dance.

Ive never seen anything quite so perfect

i forget men can move their bodies like this

these guys are fucking amazing

(via pines-enterprise)

16 9 / 2014

ruinedchildhood:

got my final back

ruinedchildhood:

got my final back

(via kingcobra915)

16 9 / 2014

valvesoftware:

going to college like

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(via kingcobra915)